Drinking Problems

It isn’t right! It isn’t fair!
You drink much more than me I swear!
I drink five pints once a week
Not nightly bottles of Jacob’s Creek!

Whereas I’ll have cocoa before bed,
You’ll have a snifter or two instead!
You lecture me on how much I drink
As you slurp it down like a kitchen sink!

I have to abide by your injunctions
And yet your liver barely functions!
You tell me off for half a flagon
As, completely pissed, you fall off the wagon!

Copyright © 2012 by Nicholas Palmer

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